Manifesto
Seeing that the world surrounding me is full of the attempts to distill their existences into: a single gnomic drop, a plethora of failed and fetid wit, or a simple pile of pornographic horse shit I resolve (as most manifestos):
To be better than everybody else, or at least claim to be at all times.
To show no mercy to ideas or concepts I find to be ill-conceived.
To check my spelling frequently.
To engage with anyone in any argument no matter how foolish, firmly believing that even if knowledge is not furthered by inane babble, my sense of superiority will be justified.
To admit when (rarely) humbled.
To celebrate language and the gifts of human exchange, be they digital or bodily.
To post regularly (at least once every 6 months).
To take my self as seriously as I deserve.
Welcome to my world. And if you buy all that, I got a bridge to sell you. It's pretty, you just have to watch out for the troll.
To be better than everybody else, or at least claim to be at all times.
To show no mercy to ideas or concepts I find to be ill-conceived.
To check my spelling frequently.
To engage with anyone in any argument no matter how foolish, firmly believing that even if knowledge is not furthered by inane babble, my sense of superiority will be justified.
To admit when (rarely) humbled.
To celebrate language and the gifts of human exchange, be they digital or bodily.
To post regularly (at least once every 6 months).
To take my self as seriously as I deserve.
Welcome to my world. And if you buy all that, I got a bridge to sell you. It's pretty, you just have to watch out for the troll.
posted by Brian Wilkins at 10:37 AM
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